Streamxy, why do hate ME?????

Finally! I can blog in peace...

Ok, so tomorrow is, like, Merdeka day (yay), I'm gonna get bored for the rest of the day.

I really, really hate this, for the fact that after using up my time on the week-long holidays, the freakin' Streamyx these days does not connect to some WAN port or something, so I have zero chances on surfing the Net.

Are they trying to make my life miserable??? Are they trying to make me sleep late and wake up early (they only connect at 11 pm n 8 am) just so I can log in to my inbox??? Y r they hating me???? Waaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!! T-T

Do you know that I've been suffering for DAYS without logging in to Facebook??? I'm wrecked!!!

And today I went to Island Plaza wif my mom, bro n maid, n I absolutely saw these cute cucake-shaped lip gloss containers wif different lip gloss flavors in them on sale!! Too bad my mom says they're junk, since that I don't do make-up. But c'mon! They cupcake gloss, I'm telling you!!!

At least my cuz, Belle Pinkson has, like, THREE! She's happy.

Crap. Well, that's it. I feel lazy rite now. Ta, dahlings.

Damn Cross-country race

Sigh. I dunno how to begin.

Got cross-country race held in school loh. Although it's more like walk-along-the-neighborhood-then-to-outside-botanical-garden-go-to-Bukit-Bendera-and-hike-up-to-station-46-then-hike-back-to-entrance-then-go-back-to-school kind of a race.

Can you actually believe that Bukit Bendera is SO STEEP???? Like, it's bad enough that we have to hike all the way up to the half part of the hill. Mountain. Whatever. Every once in a while, I have to rest at one side with my mates n we're like, when is this hiking gonna end??? Even the teachers participate the race, like our old Sivik teacher n BM teacher. I think it's quite weird for the fact that we actually get to see the teachers wearing...so...NORMAL!!!!!!! Just when I'm hiking up the hill, mountain or whatever, me n my mates saw our BM teacher jogging down the hill, wearing a headband, T-shirt, sport shoes, n shorts. Her face was all flushed n sweaty.

I was supposed to jog n tag along with Denise, Christina and Chia Ming, but when we hike up the hill, mountain or whatever, we hike up to our separate ways. I met a few of my mates along the way, though. I kept encouraging me fwenz to hike, hike, hike, like "if old ladies can do it, y can't we???" n "don't give up, keep hiking!!!" n stuff like that.

Oh yeah. Along the way, we also get to receive wristbands, altogether 3 in blue, yellow n orange. Not exactly the colors I was expecting, but still. The yellow one we received at the starting line, the blue one we got at the entrance to the hill, mountain or whatever, and the orange one we got at station 46. Kewl. Those who climbed up the hill get a sijil.

Apparently, when hiking up a hill, mountain or whatever, you can't call out someone's name, otherwise he or she will... DISAPPEAR! Pretty random, but still.

Also, we get coupons for free ice cream (chocolate or vanilla) n a bottle of water. They were also selling random stuff like books about the buddha n stuff, n Peel Fresh n Vitagen drinks.

Gotta go now, I hear that Mother Sugar is calling me now... (Chocolate, here I come!)

Exams, suck my popsicle XP

Happy birthdayy to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to mmeee, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Suck, man. The third semester exams are coming up at, like, 24 hours, n guess what? MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE SECOND DAY OF THAT CRAP OF THE EXAMS!!!!!
Like, can you believe it? I'm SO looking forward to my 13th birthday, n for the last three years, my birthday HAS to be on the day of the exams!
Did you know that Obama's birthday is on the SAME DAY as little old moi??? Like, what are the odds? N he's THE SAME AGE as me PA!!! As in, 48 years old! My GOD!
Well, at least he became the *PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES*. He can actually enjoy his birthday in peace, whereas I, Kelly Saw, have to celebrate MY BIRTHDAY next weekend, when the freakin' EXAMS r over. Shit!
Whhhhhyyyyyy?????? N why does it HAVE to be MY 13TH BIRTHDAY????? Nonononononononononono!!!!!!!
Well, at least I get pressies before my exams results are out. Otherwise, I will have to face the wrath of my Pa faster than you can say "Make a wish!" These days, I've practically been obsessed with Facebook. Like, I neva realised how much FUN its is! N pet society! God, I've been playing practically EVERYDAY!!!!
OMG. Daddy's gonna kill me cuz I haven't studied A SINGLE FREAKIN' THING yet! Let's list out the facts on y I dun like studying, shall we?
1) Geografi sux n it's confusing
2) Sejarah sux even more
3) Sivik. I dun get what they're trying to say
4)English. Hmm.... I have no grudge with that particular subject. So scratch no. 4 off.
5) Maths. Maths is good. Crossing off no.5 too.
6) Art. My God. I dun even wanna think bout it.
7) Chinese. OMG I wanna die! Even though I'm a chinese, I'm practically failing at this subject.
8) Kemahiran Hidup. I dun wanna be an engineer. I wanna live!!!!
9) Pendidikan Moral. What. The. Hell?!?
10)Bahasa Melayu (Argh!)
11) Last but not least, Pendidikan Jasmani. I'm not THAT sporty!!!
Sigh. What freakin' subjects we have to study.
Well, that is all I have to say. Tata 4 now. Gotta go study. (I really, really, really wanna shout "EXAMS, SUCK MY POPSICLE!!!!" tomorrow. Crossing my fingers right now. I hope that if I can make it there, I can eat anywhere...!)

how the hell I got no.1???

Okay, first thing's first, I'm just an average girl in an average world. I mean, I don't even consider myself as genius or anything, even though my classmates think I am, so there.
It's not like my brain is as big as Jimmy Neutron's, though whenever I tried 2 come up with an awesome plan, I do not shut my eyes tightly and say 'think.....think....think......BRAINBLAST!!!!' Neva eva. No way man.
Anyway, I remember when I was having my Maths lessons with my form teacher, my classmates asked, 'who's no.1? who's no.1?' coz they're practically dying 2 know who IS no.1. Since that the teacher hadn't officially started the lesson, so I continued my homework so that I hav less work at home.I didn't actually hear who's no.1, but I heard teacher saying who's no.2 n 3.
I started asking my classmates on the next day about who's no.1 n they looked at me like I'm dumb or something n said 'you, of course.'
I was like' m-me? No way.' I juz had 2 deny it, like how can I be no.1???
That's when I found out I really am no.1 in class when I'm seeing my form teacher with my parents on Parents-Teachers Day. The teacher even said that I am veli well-behaved in class, n I was like 'har?' But I dun care, seeing that I score!
I'm even the only one who's 200 something on the overall, which is quite a surprise. I mean, my classmates got 300-something n I got 200-something. Awesome! (On me getting 200 something, not my classmates getting 300 something, which I am quite disappointed, seeing that they're not bad if they try harder)
So, I am practically golden these days. I juz hope I can maintain my shine after my third exam, which is scheduled ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Damn it!
So tata readers. I really hav 2 comeplete me work.

Gold...or gold plate?

Walau a.....
HK trip issssss AAAAAWWWWWEEEEEESSSSOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEE (AWESOME)!!!!
Seriously, I, unlike my cuzans, dun say much bout my trip 2 HK, n I barely loaded up pics into me blog, but anyways, the trip's AAAAAAWWWWWWEEEEESSSSSSOOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!!!
Er Jie had gone 2 UK with her ma, who is my aunt, which means that it's juz Li Hui n Bo Bo, her papa, since that her eldest sister, Da Jie, is studying in UK. Sob T-T.
On the bright side, at least I can still hang out wif me fav cuz Li Hui :)
At skewl, not so long ago, after the midterm holidays, a new student came to our skewl pcghs, who is from KL (wah!!! o.O) n was transferred 2 our class (the 13th). She may be quiet, but if you get 2 know her, she's quite nice :) n her grades are better than me, mind you. 6As in UPSR??? I only get 3 (haha ^-^) She also said that her fav subject is also English, so I feel that my no. 1 spot in the class may be tarnished a little.... by her shine, maybe, once the upcoming test results show her true colours.
Speaking of no. 1, I got my test results on the Parents-Teachers Day (who knew that high skewl u still hav that kind of day???) n I get no. 1 in class! Yay me!!! Alright, I so dun wanna be the know-it-all, but I was kinda glad n surprised that I got so much as a NUMBER ONE!!! Who doesn't? N my overall is 257 out of 448, so I dun really wanna brag bout it. I mean, like my teacher said, I should feel proud about it, juz dun let that get through my big head. Haha!
But then with the new girl here, I feel that my shine is starting 2 fade. I dun mind really, but this nagging feeling keeps bringing it up, n I know what it is: Jealousy.
Yes, people. Jealousy. Who knew that I could feel that way? Ma says its normal, but I feel like with jealousy going on, I feel like I'm insecure, like some devil is trying 2 lure me into its jealousy web. No way, I keep telling myself. No way.
Anyway, gotta go. I can hear my bus driver yelling in my ear in my distant future saying that I am late. To be continue.....

life after the exams... o.O

Hey blogspotters!!!! ^-^
Exams r over, I've survived n still livin the life n only FOUR (or is it 5?) days 2 go 4 me HK TRIP!!!!!!! Awesssssooooommmmmmeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Life sux 4 a while, cuz I got the highest grades in Math n Science (probably English too) in class. Again. o.O
My classmates r now on a hunt 2 kill me(naw, juz joking ^-^) juz becuz I'm an English genius. Not. Okay, so I'm best in Math n Science (English too) so wat? I'm practically in the 13th class n there r other English geniuses even better than little old moi! So what's the fuss all about?
N anyway, both my Math n Science r totally dropping. I used 2 get 96 in Math, n 88 in Science. But now, I go 91 in Math, n 74 in Science. SEVENTY-FOUR IN SCIENCE, PEOPLE!!!!! T-T
I hope my English improves, since that the English teacher said that I, Miss Saw, had only ONE mistake in my objective. Noooooooooo!!!! Even though I wanted 2 ace my English, I SO dun wanna be the highest in class. My classmates will start pinching my cheeks so hard they turned red without me blushing n stranggle me!
Oh shit. I think my English results r gonna be revealed today. Crossing my fingers rite now. $-$
Okay. That it all I have 2 say. I'll be late 4 my bus if I keep continue writing. So tata. Wish me luck y'all T-T I dun wanna end up in a grave after my classmates r done wif me... Ha Ha!!!! See ya later alligator!!!!

Damn H1N1 virus!!!!! XP

Ciao tutti!!!! Third blog, people, THIRD BLOG!!!!!
OMG, I'm really really really REALLY excited bout going to HONG KONG!!!!!!! XD OMG!!!!
Do u know that I've neva, eva been to any countries OUTSIDE MALAYSIA?!? Like hello, I wanna travel, I wanna go to someplace that in NOT in Malaysia (fine maybe I'll go to somewhere in Malaysia 4 a while, like Sarawak, cuz I've neva been there n my fwen told me that it's totally better Sabah [Is there such a place that is better than Sabah? I've been 2 Sabah last holiday with my family n my father's fwen's family n I think Sabah is totally kewl]) N maybe one day, I may go 2 Australia 4 college! Australia issssss AWESSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!
Anyway, I'm going 2 HK with my cuz, her sis n her mom, n I get 2 meet their relatives. OMG! I dunno how 2 speak Cantonese, but honestly, I dun really CARE, cuz I'm going 2 HK!!!! (okay, maybe i DO care, since that I'll be in a foreign country, but hey, I get 2 go 2 Disneyland!!!!)
The trip is from 1st-12th June n I'm freakin out!! Like, wat should I WEAR? btw, I'm really looking forward 2 this trip cuz it's like OUTSIDE MALAYSIA n I get 2 go wif me fav cuz n aunt! Awessssome!
But big problem: there's been a breakout of the influenza what-ev or the Hini virus n i'm worried I'll get hit by it when I go 2 HK. Even MALAYSIA got the flu (but not that serious, coarse) Li Hui's dad, who's a doctor, gave me an injection as a precaution. Li hui, Er jie n their mom have the injection too, n let me tell u, it freakin HURTS! Owwwww!!!!
So till then, I'm still going 4 that trip. I wonder what souvenirs I should buy.....
Who cares? Today's the last day of exam, n I'm looking forward to my Maths test results. Wish me luck (I HATE Sejarah n KH!!! It SUX XP)
btw, I'm SO gonna fail Geo n Moral.
Tata, readers.

Alcohoooooollllllll??????? o.O

Hi! Hi! ^-^ Welcome 2 me 2nd blog! Before reading this, do read my first entry, 'Cigarettes, anyone?'. Luv it or hate it, juz read it!!!!! Comment, too.
Life's a tad boring, n the world's already SICK! With the H1N1 virus (or the Hini virus, as I like 2 call it) or the Influenza What-ev spreading round the world, it's complicated XP. Anyways, since that I am COMPLETELY bored out of my mind, I started writing THIS blog 2 talk about alcohol 4 a change.
4 starters, didn't we already read about how alcohol is bad for our health in our science textbooks since we're Standard FOUR, n yet people r still DRINKING. Technically, you'd say that I'm ranting 2 much after reading my 1st blog, or maybe say that I'm repeating stuff old grandmas or preachers used 2 say, but it's TRUE!!!!! Work with me people l= (
Like beer, 4 instance. Even though my mother (n yes, my OWN mother!!!!), my uncles n others drink this freakin' stuff, I still don't understand y people enjoy it. (Like, hello? I tried beer once n it taste BITTER!!!!) Not that my mom n uncles r alcoholics, it's juz that they drink on special occasions.
R they nuts? R they trying 2 get drunk? R they going through their whatever-there-is-in-their-life crisis by drinking that freakin' stuff? R they trying 2 be KEWL??? Hey, I'm curious, 'kay?
Apparently, they drink juz so they could loosen up a bit, or they're juz too shy n drink it 2 gain the guts 2 talk. Either way, this is ridiculous.
Wine. Another BITTER crap. I took a sip once n I gag n almost choke on it. I have 2 gargle mouthwash TWICE 2 get rid of the taste. Bleaurgh.
Champagne. Fancy n bubbly, but freakin bitter 2 (aren't they all bitter?). I've never tried this in my whole 13 years of life, but my friend did teried it once. She doesn't like it that much o.O
The point is, people WILL get drunk if drink 2 much alcohol. They'll act funny (btw, it's NOT funny AT ALL. Look, I'm not laughing. Ha ha ha.... does this LOOK like I'm LAUGHING??? l=(), act more aggresive n look sloppy. They'll drive in zig-zags n probably ended up in a hospital or something.
This is why I hate night clubs. Too much drinking. I'll die. So sue me.
Well. *puff* That is all, I *pant* guessssssss. I'm tired. Already past my bedtime. Hee hee. Pls. comment n agree with me, people. The world IS dying. I'm dying (no, I'm not) n YOU'RE ALL DYING (not really). Anyways, that is all. Darkchoco212 out.

Cigarettes, anyone?

Hey Blogspotters!!! This is my first eva blog!!! So luv it or hate it, comment or rant if u like but I don't care!!!! XD (Fine, I still care if people disagree with me about my ranting on smoking, but c'mon! Work with me here, people!)
First and foremost agnda: smoking o_0
I really don't get y some people kept smoking. I mean, is it worth it? 2 me, it sucks XP The smell is SO not Chanel no.5, n it will surely cause a few (or A LOT!!!!!) diseases that will probably kill oneself or make oneself suffer and be fugly until u wanna DIE!!!! Also, read the newspapers on smoking if u don't believe old moi!
U know how those characters in the movies will smoke a few cigerettes and look hot n sexy at the same time? They're juz acting n so plain FAKE!!! If you ask me, smoking may hav the person look like a skeleton with yellowish teeth n bad breath (yuck!). U don't want that, don cha?
Somehow, despite all the campaigns and marathons bout anti smoking, people are still smoking these days! Already a lot of people says that smoking is totally unhealthy n it is stinkier than any shit, but hello? Nobody even CARES!!! N some people still has that pathetic habit!!! That totally makes me even more frustrating than before.
N not only it will affect the smoker, it will affect the community, too. Like, back in Starbucks or any other places like stores with no anti-smoking signs and the food court, I can see at least one or two people (most men) smoking and chatting. N whenever I pass them, I will always shot them a disgusted look (I think) and held my breath so that the stinkin' smoke will NOT pass through my lungs. I don't know whether they care or not, but they ain't any helpful with those burnin' sticks in their mouths. I really wanted to tell them not 2 smoke, n if they don't listen, I will spary the cigarette with water, pull that offending thing out of his mouth n flush it down the toilet when I'm home. I mean, second-hand smoke will totally affect other passers-by way worse than the smoker. I know that some of my uncles smoke, but I really, really wanna tell them off. Course, I didn't (tell them off, I mean), coz they'll probably tell me to either buzz off n play with my cousins, or juz say that I'm juz a kid. Wat do THEY know?
So anyway people, all I'm saying (n begging) in this short blog is that everyone should NOT smoke, whether it's juz a stick or two. Without even ONE cigerette, we all can prevent all kinds of diseases, include lung cancer.
To all anti-smokers, I respect y'all. N, if I hav the chance, I'll start a campaign called ASS (Anti-Smoking Society). I know it's lousy, but really, it's almost like one of my goals if I grow up. After all, a kid can dream, can she?
To all smokers who never even try gave up on that habit, u suck.
To those who try to quit smoking, it's cool. :D Keep it up, y'all. So thx 4 reading my blog. It doesn't worth much, and the ranting is kinda weak (2 me, course) but pls comment, or rant if u want, otherwise, I might die out of attention. Thx again, y'all!!! (N btw, smokers suck XP)