Exams, suck my popsicle XP

Happy birthdayy to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to mmeee, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Suck, man. The third semester exams are coming up at, like, 24 hours, n guess what? MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE SECOND DAY OF THAT CRAP OF THE EXAMS!!!!!
Like, can you believe it? I'm SO looking forward to my 13th birthday, n for the last three years, my birthday HAS to be on the day of the exams!
Did you know that Obama's birthday is on the SAME DAY as little old moi??? Like, what are the odds? N he's THE SAME AGE as me PA!!! As in, 48 years old! My GOD!
Well, at least he became the *PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES*. He can actually enjoy his birthday in peace, whereas I, Kelly Saw, have to celebrate MY BIRTHDAY next weekend, when the freakin' EXAMS r over. Shit!
Whhhhhyyyyyy?????? N why does it HAVE to be MY 13TH BIRTHDAY????? Nonononononononononono!!!!!!!
Well, at least I get pressies before my exams results are out. Otherwise, I will have to face the wrath of my Pa faster than you can say "Make a wish!" These days, I've practically been obsessed with Facebook. Like, I neva realised how much FUN its is! N pet society! God, I've been playing practically EVERYDAY!!!!
OMG. Daddy's gonna kill me cuz I haven't studied A SINGLE FREAKIN' THING yet! Let's list out the facts on y I dun like studying, shall we?
1) Geografi sux n it's confusing
2) Sejarah sux even more
3) Sivik. I dun get what they're trying to say
4)English. Hmm.... I have no grudge with that particular subject. So scratch no. 4 off.
5) Maths. Maths is good. Crossing off no.5 too.
6) Art. My God. I dun even wanna think bout it.
7) Chinese. OMG I wanna die! Even though I'm a chinese, I'm practically failing at this subject.
8) Kemahiran Hidup. I dun wanna be an engineer. I wanna live!!!!
9) Pendidikan Moral. What. The. Hell?!?
10)Bahasa Melayu (Argh!)
11) Last but not least, Pendidikan Jasmani. I'm not THAT sporty!!!
Sigh. What freakin' subjects we have to study.
Well, that is all I have to say. Tata 4 now. Gotta go study. (I really, really, really wanna shout "EXAMS, SUCK MY POPSICLE!!!!" tomorrow. Crossing my fingers right now. I hope that if I can make it there, I can eat anywhere...!)